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The Big Blog Company needs YOU
The Big Blog Company is looking for two bodies - a code assistant and a supplemental tech/design operative, based anywhere but ideally in London. Neither job is a full-time position as, at the moment, we operate on a project basis. For a detailed spec of the people we want working with us, I'll hand over to The Big Blog Company's resident Creative and Design Guru. The code assistant should be: In any case, we will handle and provide each and every graphic element to be part of the design, and we will manage as needed any subsequent editing or addition of graphics all along the development process. Therefore, he/she doesn't really need to be a Photoshop guru, as we will spare him/her image editing work. Ideally, we would favor somebody who codes 'by hand' (the 'Notepad School' as opposed to the Dreamweaver one) but ultimately, we'll leave it to him/her, as far as he/she can provide us with clean and optimized code, that complies with our specifications (and mind you ladies and gentlemen, someone will be watching). Also, I think Firefox and Web (would-be) standards are cool. No, really. Having said that, I know that (somewhere between) 80 to 90% of the people out there surf the web with various flavors of Internet Explorer. I have no intention to lecture them, snub them or Javascript-Alert them to change their browser (and face it: unless you're a sleazy authoritarian, you can't shoot them either) even if I could, even if they would (when asked politely)… and even if I didn't thought IE is a great browser anyway. Consequently, my policy is fairly simple: I'll stick to the aforementioned standards up to the point where it makes no sense to stick to them, and I expect the same from our code assistant. Producing code that fully validates is brilliant, congratulations and kiss the bride for me, but if it breaks up in 80% of the people's browsers, then as far as I am concerned it does not validate. Sorry. We have a job to do, and the last thing we need is a Life is about compromises and stuff, or so they say. In the same spirit, strict naming conventions will be used consistently for files, directories/site structure, templates and CSS selectors. We'll expect him/her to follow them conscientiously. If not, we'll feed him/her to the most aggressive member of the staff (no names, you know who you are anyway) for the lasting entertainment of the others and the benefit of peanut and popcorn sellers. To that end, he/she will have to work in close collaboration with the Head of the Design Department, (who incidentally doesn't live in a jar filled with formaldehyde solution and happens to own the rest of a body), who really is a nice and easy going guy and a great bloke to get drunk with, while being someone you would definitely introduce to your Mom. However, like the rest of you fallible humans, he is afflicted with a limited patience, a well established (albeit fairly adaptable) conception of How Things Should Be Done in his own field (that might appear a bit 'rigid' sometimes), and in the specific context of this Call for a Coder, a strong understanding of Who Runs The Show and gets to say the last word on design/code wide issues (namely him). And bear in mind I should know about him, because it's me. We're also looking for a supplemental Tech/Design operative who should retain most of the requisite aspects for our code assistant, with the following additions and/or differences:
We would and we will. Still wanna work with us? Serious enquiries and CVs/résumés should be e-mailed to pdeh at bigblog dot net. *Note* - Your remarks will not appear immediately because we use a comment moderation system.
Comments
That's a surprisingly good advert. I guess I shouldn't be too surprised- you guys are obviously pretty bright. Just that most advertisements for web people indicate such incredible cluelessness. I'm almost tempted to submit a CV just out of appreciation for your cluefulness, but I won't, as I 1) have a pretty demanding job already (though I have been known moonlight a bit), and 2) am pretty happy to have arrived at a point in my working life where I can get other people to do a lot of the html and css for me, leaving me to worry about the back-end, which I prefer (mostly because _everyone_ is an expert about color theory, but few clients try to advise me on the structure of my code). I have a friend who would be perfect for you though- I'll send him a link. I do have one quibble with you though, though I certainly don't expect you to take it very seriously- ask yourself, what would Roark do (someone should make bracelets... I guess cafeshops probly doesn't do bracelets, but then I'm pretty sure Howard wouldn't use cafeshops anyway)? I'm fairly certain that whatever the answer is it doesn't involve PHP. Posted by: Prolix at June 8, 2004 02:20 AMI'll second Prolix - that's the best damn job description I've ever seen, and I used to write them. I too am tempted to throw it all to the wind and apply, but I code almost as well as I fly. You don't happen to need a wordsmith do you? *wink* M Posted by: Monica at June 8, 2004 12:53 PMGreat advert but I'm more of a 'blue sky' and 'thinking out-of-the-box' type. Perhaps you could do with someone to take-the-ball-and-run-with-it who is comfortable making "judgement calls" (note the probing, in-line SQL busting characters). Anyway, think about running it up the flagpole and then perhaps we can get our people together vizaviz spending some quality time 'in the zone'. I think there is definitely some synergy here but, to ensure we have a good strategic fit I think we need to do some gap analysis. Unfortunately I don't have the bandwidth at the moment so I'll have to take it offline. Anyway to put this one to bed, I think you're the movers and shakers but, to ensure you don't move the goalposts we need to stretch the envelope to create a win-win situation that's a real value add to your core business. At the end of the day we need to touch base to make sure we all go the extra mile. M Posted by: BigMalc at June 15, 2004 10:06 PMBigMalc, the knock-on effect of altering the knowledge base by playing hardball is that some are left out of the loop, and results-driven best practice falls outside the mindset of the employees we want to empower. Lessons learnt and all that, but we need to be proactive, not reactive. In English: Someone's obviously been playing this. Posted by: Jackie at June 15, 2004 11:46 PM |